empty bottles and axolotls

Sep 21, 2014

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1. I am glorious above all things
2. Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3. Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4. Show displeasure clearly.
5. NO
6. Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7. If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

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Sep 21, 2014

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Sep 21, 2014

Sep 21, 2014

Reblog if one of your favorite characters has ever died.

trashclown420:

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Rest in peace, Mongo from Shrek 2. Your life was fleeting but you will never be forgotten.

(Source: bellamybake, via crystallized-teardrops)

Sep 21, 2014

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Sep 21, 2014

Sep 21, 2014

Sep 21, 2014

urby87:

I didn’t realize when they first announced it exactly how much I would like the fact that aerie doesn’t retouch their models.  I knew it was an awesome decision on their part, but it’s really refreshing to see the freckles, small scars, and other “imperfections” on the models and feel like I’m looking at another human being and not a barbie doll.  Look for yourself.

(via a-decorated-emergency)

Sep 21, 2014

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via tyleroakley)

Sep 21, 2014

thatfunnyblog:

me when i have to present in class

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